Love Stinks

Chief Snow Junkie January 17, 2006 0

HateBearRomantic dinners? Diamond rings? Love poems?
That’s not the true meaning of Valentine’s Day.

It’s the middle of the season. Your mountain is going off right now. You don’t have time for emotions and crying and rock ballads. It’s time to rip. Hopefully it’s a powder day. That’s the spirit of Valentine’s Day.

And the Northeast Snow Junkies are extra psyched as there are some holiday specials no matter what your relationship status.

Happy Couple: Bromley Mountain, VT has a 2 for 1 special. Couple status must be proved with a kiss so bring someone you like or at least be real close with your sister.

Just Friends: Wildcat, NH also has a 2 for 1 special, but with no PDA at the ticket counter.

Alone: Another lonely year for you loser. But at least Sugarbush, VT has a $14 ticket to warm up that chunk of ice that is your heart.

Alone and Drinking: No ticket deals at Liberty Mountain, PA. Just $2.50 Bud bottles at McKee’s Tavern. Your life sucks.

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