It’s bad enough that the Verizon guy appears on television every thirty seconds; now you have to worry about him showing up at your local ski hill. In this video, a target market youth is “ambushed” by the Verizon network and “surprised” he’s being followed.
Is it real? Do you care? We’re going with the Fight Club theory – this kid is so amazingly high that he’s conjured up a paranoid hallucination of being haunted by a crowd of telecom employees. He also says super stony things like: “I didn’t even know you guys were real. I thought you were unicorns or something.” Maybe if you got better weed snowboarder dude, they would be unicorns.
[via YouTube]
