If you’ve been on the ski hill anytime in the last five years, you’ve noticed that we are in a fashion crisis of epic proportions. Matching tops and bottoms? Neon? One piece suits worn without irony? Fucking basketball jerseys? It’s enough to make one nostalgic for the eighties.
To help call attention to this catastrophe, we’ll be introducing our favorite douchebag outfits for the rest of the season. Our inaugural couple comes to us from the SIA Snow Show. It’s a big convention in Vegas where industry types get hammered and pretend to work for a week while they watch scared Zoolanders prance around in clothing that will never be seen on a mountain.