I’m not going to lie, I pretty much detest Twitter for the same reason that ski resorts love to tweet (tweet — just a horrific word). Just because you have the ability to spew textual diarrhea doesn’t mean that we need a blow by blow update of your day.
As far as I’m concerned there’s only one saving feature to Twitter — up to the second leads on lift ticket deals. And lucky for you I’m willing to wade through the Internet sewage of 140 character vomit to find the shiny diamonds of free and cheap lift tickets buried under exclamations of “It’s a great day on the hill!”
Make sure to swing by our new Twitter Hot Line where we’ll have all the buzziest deals of the day for your perusal. Don’t expect it to be updated more than once one day because this staff doesn’t fuck around when there’s riding to be done and I would consider taking my own life if I ever busted out a smartphone on a chairlift.