Sometimes you discover something so amazing, you wonder “How did I ever live without this?” That’s how I feel about the Hooters Snow Angels show on Spike TV. And a pox on all of you for never mentioning that this existed. It doesn’t matter that I don’t have live television or that I don’t have the attention span to follow a (I’m guessing) thirty minute episode of gibberish. It just would have been nice to know that you’re thinking about me.
Apparently, a bunch of Hooter girls go to Aspen and do stuff in bikinis. I feel like I missed Christmas. I saw nothing like this on the Aspen stop of 100 Days Of Winter unless you equate hotties wearing no clothes to a dude passing out in the back of his Honda Element after eating an entire grocery store chicken.